Toe Punch

8th Jun 2019, 6:07 PM

Toe Punch
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BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jun 2019, 6:07 PM

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It wasn't supposed to be this way.

When I first thumbed this out I had 8 seconds in my head... I don't know how I got that number in my head, but its there. I could have sworn in basic they taught us to cook grenades off for 2 or 3 seconds before you flipped em into a bunker... the original plan was, he was going to dunk the toe punch like you saw, but the grenade was going to bounce back to Tamil, who grew up in a country the appreciates soccer. He was going to put in the right top corner of the net and they were both going to live. Eight seconds would have been long enough


...but I googled it and everybody is saying 3-4 seconds. No way. So, to quote President Fucknutz, no do-over.



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jamie59 on 8th Jun 2019, 6:36 PM

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Was never good at Soccer. Told you to jump behind the pole.

BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jun 2019, 6:52 PM

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Yup .. bad call

lirvilas on 8th Jun 2019, 8:02 PM

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-runs out of ammo, doesn't immediately get smoked
-bayonet charges a dude
that's already luckier than anyone has any right to hope for

Eventually every hot hand gets cold--you can't expect to keep rolling 12's.

BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jun 2019, 8:56 PM

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He was probably feeling pretty invincible right up to the last second...

StLOrca on 8th Jun 2019, 9:38 PM

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God dammit. Three inches to the left and he would have been golden.

BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jun 2019, 9:47 PM

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you Know what they say - close only counts in horseshoes and hand - waitaminnit

Miaubol on 10th Jun 2019, 1:50 PM

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Ha! He made i- Noooooooooooooooo!

BUMBLEBEE on 12th Jun 2019, 9:55 PM

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Close but no cigar!

Merman83 on 15th Jun 2019, 3:29 PM

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Man, what a way to go. Signing your own death warrant. Too bad he didn't switch from "football" to baseball. At least he'd have gone down swinging:)

BUMBLEBEE on 15th Jun 2019, 3:42 PM

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He had a bat right in his hand, too...

chris-tar on 7th Jul 2019, 11:06 PM

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I hope he was wearing a jock cup.

BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jul 2019, 4:40 PM

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He even had a vest, but it didn’t help...
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