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Was never good at Soccer. Told you to jump behind the pole.
-runs out of ammo, doesn't immediately get smoked
-bayonet charges a dude
that's already luckier than anyone has any right to hope for
Eventually every hot hand gets cold--you can't expect to keep rolling 12's.
-bayonet charges a dude
that's already luckier than anyone has any right to hope for
Eventually every hot hand gets cold--you can't expect to keep rolling 12's.
He was probably feeling pretty invincible right up to the last second...
God dammit. Three inches to the left and he would have been golden.
you Know what they say - close only counts in horseshoes and hand - waitaminnit
Man, what a way to go. Signing your own death warrant. Too bad he didn't switch from "football" to baseball. At least he'd have gone down swinging:)
He even had a vest, but it didn’t help...
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BUMBLEBEE on 8th Jun 2019, 6:07 PM
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When I first thumbed this out I had 8 seconds in my head... I don't know how I got that number in my head, but its there. I could have sworn in basic they taught us to cook grenades off for 2 or 3 seconds before you flipped em into a bunker... the original plan was, he was going to dunk the toe punch like you saw, but the grenade was going to bounce back to Tamil, who grew up in a country the appreciates soccer. He was going to put in the right top corner of the net and they were both going to live. Eight seconds would have been long enough
...but I googled it and everybody is saying 3-4 seconds. No way. So, to quote President Fucknutz, no do-over.